Within two days I had made it to number #3 in the top 100 women in my age group.None of this was because I’m exceptionally stunning or unique.
Ok - I don't care who ya are - that right thar wus funny!
I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.
If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.
It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
Your dating profile either gets attention from the wrong type of person, or gets totally ignored.